About sugarysofalof : I'm a fat cat.
sugarysofalof's FML badges
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
sugarysofalof's favorite FMLs
by aarong / 02/10/2014 at 1:42am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by foops / 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
by Subliminal message / 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm / Switzerland / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
by awkwardpartybear / 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Jess / 12/20/2013 at 3:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sammers27 / 12/19/2013 at 8:48am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Rumors / 12/12/2013 at 6:27am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by BabeWithBrains / 12/08/2013 at 2:01pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
by HaedLei / 11/26/2013 at 7:17am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…