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by aarong / 02/10/2014 at 1:42am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by foops / 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
by Subliminal message / 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm / Switzerland / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML
by awkwardpartybear / 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Jess / 12/20/2013 at 3:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sammers27 / 12/19/2013 at 8:48am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Rumors / 12/12/2013 at 6:27am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by BabeWithBrains / 12/08/2013 at 2:01pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
by HaedLei / 11/26/2013 at 7:17am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…