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About sugar94 : My names Tamara.
I'm a pretty chill kind of person, easy to talk to, and always up for meeting new people :)

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Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML


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On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - kids - by downlowtooslow (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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