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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML


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On 06/25/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by Noj12345 (man) - United States (California)

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