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suckstosuckgirl

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 793
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About suckstosuckgirl : hiya.! my name is Tegan im 14 yrs old. #survivorofit
All Haters make me famous. It's sucks to suck.!*American Idol2018.!*

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TODAY MY PROFESSOR'S SON DID IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE DELIGHTD AND CHEERD ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS DATING MY PROFESSOR'S SON. FML

#14922394
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126969) - you deserved it (5789)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

yesterday I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weigt. Coming out of te store, I saw someone ad parkd too close to me. I ad to beg a stranger to back my car out fir me, because no matter ow I trid, I couldn't get into te driver's seat. FML

#14634779
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23876) - you deserved it (9466)

On 01/19/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she startd hallucinating, pulld down her pants and trid to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28949) - you deserved it (6177)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Yesterday,ile in a public restroom I could ear a guy aving is way wit is and. He was quoting verses from te bible. I was in a cubicle and e was at te urinal. I was too frigtened to leave. Tis went on for a very long time. FML

#14234444
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:05am - intimacy - by biblewanker - Australia

Today I was trying to get to ma boyfriend via public transport in Tailand. He was giving te driver instructions troug ma poneen ma pone went flat. I am now alone in te passenger seat of a car next to a creepy old driver no ideaere e is taking me and I don't speak a word of Tai. FML

#14006196
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25091) - you deserved it (4893)

On 11/28/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

#13980533
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15794) - you deserved it (35362)

On 11/25/2010 at 10:28pm - misc - by saywhat (woman) - United States (California)

2day At Work I Handed An Old Man His Drink An Our Fingers Accidentally Brushed . He Gave Me A Creepy Wink An A Smile But I Ignored It . He's Now Been Sitting In The Store Fir Two Hours Watching Me . Only 4 Hours To Go Until I Get Off . FML

#13950658
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24404) - you deserved it (2155)

On 11/23/2010 at 3:53pm - work - by Username -

my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." real FML

#13935466
137 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75497) - you deserved it (4241)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I realizd tat even toug I've taken tree years of Spanis, te only words and prase I can remember are from Dora te Explorer . FML

#13818427
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19407) - you deserved it (11051)

On 11/12/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by rog3rli (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was out eating lunch with my parentshen my mom complaind that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimd , "That's because she swallows!" real FML

#13640932
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29849) - you deserved it (5360)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today I scratcd a lottery ticket I ad gotten fir ma birtday an won $10 000. In celebration I jumpd up an raisd ma ands directly into a ceiling fan. O an it was a fake ticket. FML

#13403572
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29858) - you deserved it (5404)

On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46229) - you deserved it (14731)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say ( Hey gorgeous, where are u off to? ) I turned around with a smile an said ( About to hit up happy hour. ) He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

#13274240
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24266) - you deserved it (10345)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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