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suckstosuckgirl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 829
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About suckstosuckgirl : hiya.! my name is Tegan im 14 yrs old. #survivorofit
All Haters make me famous. It's sucks to suck.!*American Idol2018.!*

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suckstosuckgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21265) - you deserved it (1878)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27668) - you deserved it (2650)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25041) - you deserved it (3912)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25785) - you deserved it (13165)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42338) - you deserved it (8332)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12890) - you deserved it (61707)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36455) - you deserved it (8203)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33863) - you deserved it (3298)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

#17968240
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18781) - you deserved it (12094)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

#17677583
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26624) - you deserved it (2264)

On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

#17522033
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28072) - you deserved it (8321)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

#16554560
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14614) - you deserved it (28309)

On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14955) - you deserved it (43384)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19198) - you deserved it (51964)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26408) - you deserved it (19472)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)



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