Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

suckstosuckgirl

Offline (the 02/28/2014 at 5:21am) | Search for a member

suckstosuckgirl

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1024
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About suckstosuckgirl : hiya.! my name is Tegan im 14 yrs old. #survivorofit
All Haters make me famous. It's sucks to suck.!*American Idol2018.!*

suckstosuckgirl's page activity

Visits<b>UmbreonKirby</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:37pm<b>Kalspike</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:10pm<b>Sccrstud2</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:30pm<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 8:14am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 2:10pm<b>codyflanders2008</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 1:49am<b>Jack_Summers</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 11:05pm<b>Devindelon</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 12:23am<b>BritSkits</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 12:13am<b>disturbed678</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 12:20pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 12:11am<b>Supersonic54</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 5:12pm<b>killthedead</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 11:26am<b>enphinitie</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 4:11pm<b>Ayezed</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 9:05am<b>pbonham</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 11:13am<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 11:00pm<b>jessthebst</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 4:55pm

suckstosuckgirl's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of suckstosuckgirl's badges

suckstosuckgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

#20170086
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16183) - you deserved it (33309)

On 11/19/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by karmaquestionmark (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML

#20145433
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37654) - you deserved it (2968)

On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - intimacy - by heartbroke (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

#20101402
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27587) - you deserved it (2112)

On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

#20089382
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8934) - you deserved it (33683)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

#20038908
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20816) - you deserved it (2439)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

#20024799
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7865) - you deserved it (43937)

On 08/16/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

#20007867
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18927) - you deserved it (11499)

On 08/07/2012 at 3:17pm - work - by Employee (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

#19992901
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30626) - you deserved it (2749)

On 07/30/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Kyyiv)

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30480) - you deserved it (3392)

On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30480) - you deserved it (3392)

On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

#19667895
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25983) - you deserved it (2289)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm - health - by shanxi (man) - United States

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

#19567583
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20307) - you deserved it (6804)

On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18591) - you deserved it (3708)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

#19297071
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22392) - you deserved it (1854)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to ask my mum not to meditate while driving. FML

#19216296
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22165) - you deserved it (1973)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: