suckstosuckgirl

Search for a member

Offline (the 02/28/2014 at 5:21am)

suckstosuckgirl

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1792
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About suckstosuckgirl : hiya.! my name is Tegan im 14 yrs old. #survivorofit
All Haters make me famous. It's sucks to suck.!*American Idol2018.!*

suckstosuckgirl's page activity

Visits<b>Arnoud</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 5:00pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:01am<b>UmbreonKirby</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:37pm<b>Kalspike</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:10pm<b>Sccrstud2</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:30pm<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 8:14am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 2:10pm<b>codyflanders2008</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 1:49am<b>Jack_Summers</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 11:05pm<b>Devindelon</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 12:23am<b>BritSkits</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 12:13am<b>disturbed678</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 12:20pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 12:11am<b>Supersonic54</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 5:12pm<b>killthedead</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 11:26am<b>enphinitie</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 4:11pm<b>Ayezed</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 9:05am<b>pbonham</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 11:13am

suckstosuckgirl's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of suckstosuckgirl's badges

suckstosuckgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2014 at 6:44pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, 30 minutes after finishing a great date with a great girl, she texted me and said, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

by lax22 / 04/13/2014 at 4:33pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

by Punphmelch / 03/26/2014 at 4:45am / Australia (South Australia) / Animals

Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 2:56am / United States / Love

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2014 at 1:14am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

by Shiva / 03/18/2014 at 4:46am / France (Poitou-Charentes) / Animals

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

by Anonymous / 03/15/2014 at 6:05pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML

by Anonymous / 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

by cunning glassist / 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML

by chuchundra / 03/08/2014 at 3:06pm / United States / Animals

Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML

by meandme / 03/04/2014 at 5:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML

by Estee1024 / 01/24/2014 at 12:28am / United States (California) / Kids