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subgub2222

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subgub2222

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 914
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About subgub2222 : Hey
I'm 15 and I'm a lesbian. I like to read, watch tv shows, draw and go on tumblr. :)

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subgub2222's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML

#20984257
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48617) - you deserved it (4549)

On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60887) - you deserved it (19059)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

#20977509
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44296) - you deserved it (5510)

On 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm - kids - by no she wasn't high - United States (Texas)

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

#20976643
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47514) - you deserved it (2923)

On 12/01/2013 at 2:42am - work - by JudasThePriest (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

#20971859
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (4100)

On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

#20971832
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38783) - you deserved it (4342)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

#20971159
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43048) - you deserved it (2973)

On 11/26/2013 at 8:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

#20966742
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49946) - you deserved it (3774)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

#20965644
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56069) - you deserved it (12521)

On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML

#20964854
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45941) - you deserved it (2925)

On 11/20/2013 at 6:53pm - health - by ChestExploding (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

#20961862
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38705) - you deserved it (3372)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47598) - you deserved it (4125)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)



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