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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About stupid_username : I'm not that interesting soo... You know... If we could just skip this part? Yeah? Great!

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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML


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On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML


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On 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by chickenmcnuggetgirl (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML


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On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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