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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4247
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML


I agree, your life sucks (17608) - you deserved it (32066)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8592) - you deserved it (27080)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26894) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (6692)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML


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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43160) - you deserved it (4163) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7839) - you deserved it (39163)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:36pm - misc - by Rebecca (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15371) - you deserved it (34825)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29270) - you deserved it (6595)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML


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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML


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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25583) - you deserved it (5693)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML


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On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML


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On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

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