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strokesie
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4431
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 26 posted

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strokesie's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79170) - you deserved it (8253)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37492) - you deserved it (3930)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35192) - you deserved it (13045)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34327) - you deserved it (6319)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34327) - you deserved it (6319)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12778) - you deserved it (67828)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22770) - you deserved it (64847)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22770) - you deserved it (64847)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37722) - you deserved it (8312)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39423) - you deserved it (3740)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (12220)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41489) - you deserved it (33339)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32453) - you deserved it (2706)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13962) - you deserved it (33962)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (25313)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)



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