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strokesie
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3717
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 26 posted

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strokesie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32632) - you deserved it (12405)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31387) - you deserved it (5976)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31387) - you deserved it (5976)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11383) - you deserved it (63706)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22004) - you deserved it (63532)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22004) - you deserved it (63532)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34263) - you deserved it (7789)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37347) - you deserved it (3560)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33253) - you deserved it (12005)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38571) - you deserved it (32130)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30631) - you deserved it (2569)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12803) - you deserved it (32275)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML

#14990533
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16302) - you deserved it (23497)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:03pm - animals - by AliRocks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70216) - you deserved it (6590)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36544) - you deserved it (4819)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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