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About strength413 : First off, i'm tall, 6'8. i just wanted to get that out of the way, i'm pretty laid back, i go to Murray State where i'm a junior studying engineering graphics & design. I spend all of my free time playing basketball or call of duty, or whatever intramural sport is in season. oh and most people consider me to be hilarious, just saying, i'm kinda a big deal.
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Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
Today, I received an email from my potential employers at the zoo, saying that they won't be hiring me. This wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep sending me the same email every two hours to remind me that I am still unemployed. FML
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Friday 3 July 2015