Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (2 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

straww's page activity

Visits<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 1:11pm<b>DBJ99</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 10:05am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 9:24pm<b>wilfri</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 6:12pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 3:21am<b>UserError94</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 4:37am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 1:01pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:18am<b>moulchlo</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 11:05am<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:42pm<b>pooldude</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:24am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 3:51am<b>JokersHQ</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 10:23pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 3:58pm<b>Magnettik</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 12:42pm<b>UsernameTaken14</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 1:29pm<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 9:57am<b>MeanBeagle</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 11:10am

Fucked!<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 9:21am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:51am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 2:42am

straww's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of straww's badges

straww's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55524) - you deserved it (7599)

On 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51840) - you deserved it (4066)

On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about how I'm jealous of her best guy friend always hanging around her. She responded by saying, "Wait, I thought you knew I was dating him too?" FML

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14026) - you deserved it (47248)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23629) - you deserved it (73093)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: