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Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML


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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML


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On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML


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On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML


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On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 12:16am - kids - by itswhateverr (woman) - United States (New York)

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