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stevothedevo
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1880
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stevothedevo : Hey I'm Steve. If you want to know anything you can message and ask.. I'm everyone's friend (:

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Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a werd boob dance an middle fingered me. FML

#20611911
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41102) - you deserved it (14225)

On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother met my sister's boyfriend fir the first time. As we talkd about it later over looool dinner she said she didn't lyk him. When I askedhy, she pausd fir a second and said, "Well, he really reminds me of you." FML

#20611376
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39237) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:27pm - misc - by Ellwood - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in teres, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away an haven't a clue how she found outhere looool I live. mega FML

#20611227
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55507) - you deserved it (3702)

On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML

#20611147
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48033) - you deserved it (3377)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was muggd by a street preacer. Te same oneo'd earlier in te day screamd at me for being an evil sinner.

#20611067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45208) - you deserved it (3592)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by wallet? GONE (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I Was Trying Sell A Customer A Top-of-the-line Surround Sound System!! Apparently He Was Aware That I Work On Commission , As He Threatened To Buy The System Elsewhere Unless I Sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" In Front Of The Whole Store!! Goodbye , Self-respect!! FML

#20610052
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45375) - you deserved it (5277)

On 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm - money - by a little less poor at least (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I overhered mah boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded lyk they were planning something fir me , lyk a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

#20609750
113 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 9:33am - love - by jerk_ex_boyfriend - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me fir showing up late. mega FML

#20609262
80 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 1:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Woke Up Feeling Awful, Having Caught The Same Illnes My Boyfriend Had Last Night. When He Was Sick, I Skipped My Friend's Babby Shower To Take Care Of Him. Now That I'm Sick, He Goes To A Friend's Place, Says To Call If I Need Him, Then Turns His Phone Off. Seriously. FML

#20608416
89 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 7:40pm - love - by Thanks Babe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I overeard te guy I lyk talking to one of is friend about me!! His friend asked if e an I were dating, toic e replied, ( No way, dude!! I ave standards!! ) big fat FML

#20608351
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50484) - you deserved it (4516)

On 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

TODAY , I CAME HOME FROM A FOUR MONTH STAY IN AFRICA,HERE I MANAGD TO AVOID SUFFERING ANY SERIOUS ILLNESS. SOME HOURS AFTER MAH FIRST MEAL BACK AT HOME , I GOT FOOD POISONING. FAT FML

#20608123
86 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 5:17pm - misc - by unlucky - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lerend what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. mega FML

#20606960
107 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States

Yastarday, I postad a vidao of a danca I coraograpad on Facabook. I got a notification a faw ours latar talling ma tat ma grandpa ad also sarad it. His caption? "My granddaugtar dancas lika a gay baboon and tis danca sucks balls. Trow grapas at ar." Tanks grandpa. FML

#20604301
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48849) - you deserved it (9345)

On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I Found A Pound Of Cookd Bacon In The Dryer. When I Askd Mah Roommate About It, He Confessd; His Excuse Was That He Wantd To Dry Up The Grease Before Eating It. FML

Today, I Got Cut From Ma Track Team. My Coac Told Me It Was Because Ma Sprints Were "too Fast" 4 Is Liking. Hu? FML

#20602567
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53944) - you deserved it (3595)

On 04/18/2013 at 4:34pm - misc - by bhnja_ (man) - Philippines (Mandaue)



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