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Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

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58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41519) - you deserved it (3716)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24523) - you deserved it (51544)

On 03/11/2013 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6068) - you deserved it (40111)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom



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