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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7215
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About stevets01 : I'm big on music. I play guitar and an insignificant amount of piano. Some of my favourite artists are...
R.E.M., The Strokes, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Let's Active, Five Times August, John Lennon, Neutral Milk Hotel. Radiohead is okay and I'm getting into My Bloody Valentine, The Smiths and Pink Floyd. I'm not the whole "music is my life

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Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13852) - you deserved it (28096)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

#7467254
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4278) - you deserved it (64663)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

#7460932
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13471) - you deserved it (30188)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I discovered that my supervisor has been submitting completed projects to our manager on time for everyone on the team but me. She has been deliberately making it appear as though I am weeks behind on my projects, when in reality I am one of the first ones done every month. FML

#7453397
52 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 8:31am - work - by superscrewed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML

#7451300
110 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090
198 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my drivers license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML

#7437727
113 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by haus (man) - United States (California)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24645) - you deserved it (5356)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28817) - you deserved it (6099)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

#7405101
95 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked to my car to find a window smashed in. Lucky for me, nothing was stolen. It did, however, rain all morning. FML

#7397995
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23772) - you deserved it (2023)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:45pm - misc - by russty (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

#7396511
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30079) - you deserved it (2390)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML

#7370561
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23695) - you deserved it (8029)

On 01/16/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Indiana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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