About steveo21493 : I love music though I'm super picky about individual artists. I'm a college football fanatic. I love mma and im a musician. I play drums mainly. I can do anything I set my mind to. I'm energetic and out going and I love to meet and talk to people lol. message me if you're interested in talking about anything at all :)
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by Anonymous / 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm / United Kingdom (Wrexham) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/17/2014 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML
by fuck my eyeballs / 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I got my two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail. I tried it on him to make sure it fit. He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating. He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween. 23 more days to go. FML
by mattrd / 10/08/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
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