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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10181
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>cadillacgal79</b> - 13 hours ago<b>TheTshirt</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Leafa</b> - yesterday at 3:42am<b>Saxicolous</b> - yesterday at 7:05pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Cherryheart</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:15am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:20am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:24pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:11pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:26pm<b>sorariku124</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:30pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:19pm<b>NightlyAce</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:43pm<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:20am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:31am<b>tiggerlover100</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:49pm<b>PapaMoti</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:44am

Fucked!<b>cadillacgal79</b> - 7 hours ago<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10477) - you deserved it (27759)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26839) - you deserved it (5270)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22123) - you deserved it (6587)

On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11737) - you deserved it (41188)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26588) - you deserved it (6105)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27597) - you deserved it (4808)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8446) - you deserved it (19096)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40114) - you deserved it (5849)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27028) - you deserved it (8368)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

#19124149
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26466) - you deserved it (4075)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

#19121562
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (5863)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15156) - you deserved it (52714)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

#19098700
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (4246)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23383) - you deserved it (6007)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23383) - you deserved it (6007)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States



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