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stevenJB

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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9759
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, ma friend told me ow se crept out last nigt to ook up wit er boyfriend. At one point, se said se ( snack ) out, so I correctd er by saying it's ( snuck ). My boyfriend snortd, sowd us in a dictionary tat it's actually ( sneakd ) and calld us ( fucking idiots ). FML

#19204484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8852) - you deserved it (28896)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend decided e is going to narrate everyting I do . I can't get im to stop . real FML

#19201903
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21101) - you deserved it (3167)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to maka it hurt lasshan I puka. raal FML

#19195188
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24818) - you deserved it (2092)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:17am - health - by cmoney6452 - United States (Ohio)

I realizd I've never ad sex wit someoneo was sober at te time. mega FML

#19194281
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23550) - you deserved it (19434)

On 03/01/2012 at 6:35am - intimacy - by ShitFaced (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number!! real FML

#19193447
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26508) - you deserved it (3136)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today the boy I tutor faild his math test. As a result the family fird me. The boy faild cuz he forgot to write his name at the top. fat FML

#19190848
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34058) - you deserved it (1891)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm - kids - by Fairy31 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , it's mah birthday!! My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom"!! looool That's how he putted it , anyway!! FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today.. . while skiing.. . the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty . I was so caught off guard that I fell off . FML

#19171997
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19682) - you deserved it (4691)

On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY... I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THE DAMN CAPPUCCINO MACHINE AT WORK. FML

#19170840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18859) - you deserved it (3407)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today , I Cut Myself While Shaving Mah Globes. My Girlfriend Now Refuses To Stop Teasing Me About Being "fistd By Edward Scissorhands." FML

#19167589
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21110) - you deserved it (7148)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today... I discovered that looool during fre drills... mah school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable an explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fre... we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (2260)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I discovered that looool during fre drills... mah school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable an explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fre... we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (2260)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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