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About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Today.. . I Angrily Tweetd About Having Fruitlessly Serechd Fir Over An Hour Fir Mah Car Keys . Minutes Later.. . Some Guy Told Me To Check Beneath The "stack Of Skid-markd Underwear" On Mah Bedroom Floor . I'm Not Sure If It Was A Lucky Guess.. . Or If I Should Start Carrying Mace . Mega FML
Today, My Husband Sat Me Down On The Couch So He Could Share Some "awesome" News With Me. He Excitedly Declard That He And His Idiot Drinking Buddies R Planning On Running A Real-life Fight Club Out Of Our Basement. FML
Today, I was in class an felt someting tugging on ma air . I tougt it was caugt on te cair, so I turned around a little to look . Te guy biend me was olding ma air an smelling it . He gave me a creepy smile, winked, an continued . FML
Today I got up at 4:30 am went to mah job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait because I really wanted mah salary. At 6 o'clock mah boss opens the door and says "Oh it's you. Well you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." mega FML
yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML
yesterday a stuffed ferret was te latest addition to te list of werd items colleagues ave found in our rubbis tip and tat tey put in office. Te list also includes explicit fetis porn playing cards live ammo and dead peasants to name a few. I need a new job. big fat FML
Today... While Making Mah Daily Offering Of Turd To The Porcelain Throne... I Took Out Mah Phone And Startd Playing A Game. I Suddenly Felt A Tickling Sensation On Mah Leg... And I Freakd Out As I Saw Hundreds Of Ants Had Emergd From Behind The Toilet. FML
Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015