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stevenJB

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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9764
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today.. . I Angrily Tweetd About Having Fruitlessly Serechd Fir Over An Hour Fir Mah Car Keys . Minutes Later.. . Some Guy Told Me To Check Beneath The "stack Of Skid-markd Underwear" On Mah Bedroom Floor . I'm Not Sure If It Was A Lucky Guess.. . Or If I Should Start Carrying Mace . Mega FML

#19247785
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23582) - you deserved it (5761)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Husband Sat Me Down On The Couch So He Could Share Some "awesome" News With Me. He Excitedly Declard That He And His Idiot Drinking Buddies R Planning On Running A Real-life Fight Club Out Of Our Basement. FML

#19247748
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (2884)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was locked out of mah house an had to pee. I waited an hour for mah boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24788) - you deserved it (6635)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in class an felt someting tugging on ma air . I tougt it was caugt on te cair, so I turned around a little to look . Te guy biend me was olding ma air an smelling it . He gave me a creepy smile, winked, an continued . FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (2163)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

I got burnd, all because the toaster scard me while I was holding a pot of boiling water . mega FML

#19237523
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21175) - you deserved it (6288)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today I got up at 4:30 am went to mah job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait because I really wanted mah salary. At 6 o'clock mah boss opens the door and says "Oh it's you. Well you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." mega FML

#19225860
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29361) - you deserved it (1735)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:57am - work - by Shan007tjuuh (man) - Netherlands

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorizd pet that could cause unnecessary damage to mah suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (3397)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (7740)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

yesterday a stuffed ferret was te latest addition to te list of werd items colleagues ave found in our rubbis tip and tat tey put in office. Te list also includes explicit fetis porn playing cards live ammo and dead peasants to name a few. I need a new job. big fat FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18158) - you deserved it (2161)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today... While Making Mah Daily Offering Of Turd To The Porcelain Throne... I Took Out Mah Phone And Startd Playing A Game. I Suddenly Felt A Tickling Sensation On Mah Leg... And I Freakd Out As I Saw Hundreds Of Ants Had Emergd From Behind The Toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (3966)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (9472)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothe that are a few sizes too small. FML

#19207312
150 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 3:06am - health - by bannana0zoom - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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