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stevenJB

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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10502
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

stevenJB's page activity

Visits<b>adamant84</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:52am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:37pm<b>EddySaBoy</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:27pm<b>alonzo17</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:48pm<b>LoganStar4</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 7:51pm<b>bobjope</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 10:55pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:59am<b>Leafa</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:42am<b>Saxicolous</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:05pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Cherryheart</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:15am<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:20am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:24pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:11pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:26pm<b>sorariku124</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:30pm

Fucked!<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

#19247785
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23639) - you deserved it (5769)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

#19247748
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23784) - you deserved it (2885)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (6640)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15183) - you deserved it (51777)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (2167)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21293) - you deserved it (6303)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML

#19225860
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30877) - you deserved it (1841)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:57am - work - by Shan007tjuuh (man) - Netherlands

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30823) - you deserved it (3492)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25440) - you deserved it (7743)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19838) - you deserved it (2310)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30589) - you deserved it (3969)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31465) - you deserved it (9691)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

#19207312
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25733) - you deserved it (7472)

On 03/03/2012 at 3:06am - health - by bannana0zoom - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (1914)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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