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  • Town/Country : Parmelee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12092
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.

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Visits<b>konan__</b> - 13 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:17pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Miss_Blaine</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 10:50pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 2:12pm<b>melons</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 12:39pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 2:15pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 4:50am<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 10:57pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 10:58pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 11:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 7:10pm<b>cheeology</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 2:32pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 1:59am<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 1:51am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 12:02am<b>YourOpinionSucks</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 9:49pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 5:13pm

Fucked!<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:58am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:15pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32260) - you deserved it (1978)

On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on FML


I agree, your life sucks (47079) - you deserved it (6978)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21334) - you deserved it (8472)

On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12667) - you deserved it (64100)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35716) - you deserved it (7246)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13963) - you deserved it (41655)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33833) - you deserved it (11210)

On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37819) - you deserved it (10817)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51564) - you deserved it (6134)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58278) - you deserved it (8626)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML


I agree, your life sucks (15151) - you deserved it (39872)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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