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stevenJB

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stevenJB

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  • Town/Country : Parmelee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12806
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About stevenJB : Yay you're my latest stalker! :D well, just to start off...I'm a rocker and metalhead so I listen to alot of punk,metal, rock. All that good stuff. I'm native American and have long black hair that is a few inches over a meter long (longer than my arm if I hold it out). I play electric guitar,bass guitar and sing some too. If you wanna know anything or know anything just send me a message. Because I have alot of free time >.> and feel free to kik me: "lockolaine"
"The only thing you should feel when you shoot somebody, is the recoil"
UPDATE 12/20/14
Cut my hair off, will update profile info later.
UPDATE 1/5/15
I forgot to update a year ago, further updates in time!

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Visits<b>mominlaw</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:21am<b>missadell</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:45pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 5:01pm<b>kyletg09</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 2:37pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:58am<b>yellow33</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 5:00pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:16am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:32pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 8:12pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 10:42am<b>Zlatan12443</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:41am<b>edenxero</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:22am<b>atinytoebean</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:40pm<b>RandomFood</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 9:21pm<b>MrsJoHood</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:47pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 8:09am<b>sugoi72</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 12:16pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 7:03am

Fucked!<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:01pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:42am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:05pm<b>sugoi72</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ismailfayez</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 2:00am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 4:58am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:15pm<b>MiLM</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:25pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:19pm<b>missadell</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:10pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:46pm<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 12:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:46pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:31pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 8:02am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:09am

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stevenJB's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

#19451298
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28792) - you deserved it (4744)

On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

#19440053
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27591) - you deserved it (3144)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (2658)

On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

#19415832
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24184) - you deserved it (2458)

On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9796) - you deserved it (27972)

On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23654) - you deserved it (12930)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19151) - you deserved it (33052)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26088) - you deserved it (4820)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

#19369663
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23893) - you deserved it (2046)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

#19361300
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32673) - you deserved it (8687)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by ouchouchouch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30600) - you deserved it (3113)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

#19348653
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30567) - you deserved it (4100)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

#19345098
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16624) - you deserved it (28018)

On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML



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