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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About steveO95 : Hi, I'm a Mormon. We're not as weird as you think we are. I don't have 3 wives, but I do like long walks on the beach.... Jk, I've never been to the beach. Anyway, I hope you have a good day, because YOU'RE PRETTY AWESOME for stopping by my profile.

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Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML


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