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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 612
  • Number of comments : 67
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Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML

#21133607
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38785) - you deserved it (5725)

On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56192) - you deserved it (6915)

On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41922) - you deserved it (4259)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by - Canada (Alberta)



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