About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.
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stephissilly's favorite FMLs
by Loki16 / 06/02/2016 at 4:40am / United States (New York) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by why / 11/03/2015 at 8:13pm / United States / Money
Today, my ex came out as transgender. I had absolutely no problem with this, in fact I celebrated her bravery. What I did have a problem with was all my friends immediately assuming that this was the reason I broke up with her, and not that she'd cheated on me for 6 months. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 4:51am / United Kingdom (Caerphilly) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a date after being alone for the past 2 years. The girl who my friends set me up with began asking my monthly income, my current occupation, and asked if I have a credit card account. FML
by anonymous / 09/08/2015 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I am 1,000 days sober and drug-free. I suffer from depression and I am craving terribly. I have a migraine and a bladder infection. And I can deal with all of this. But what I can't deal with is my dipshit coworker asking if I want to go out for drinks and snort cocaine to celebrate. FML
by Tattoo_Freak / 08/14/2015 at 7:08am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health
Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML
by TheAce44 / 07/26/2015 at 12:38am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I attended a new class at college. It was a class to help people with Asperger's adjust to college, which my parents pushed me into taking. It was incredibly condescending and insulting, and it felt like a class for preschoolers. My parents won't let me drop the class. FML
by AdamTB / 07/21/2015 at 1:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML
by anonymous / 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, my new antidepressants finally kicked in. I switched to them to try to control my anxiety. Turns out that the most common side effect, funnily enough, is nervousness. Guess I should've done more research. FML
by BigHelp / 07/07/2015 at 8:52pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
- Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very,… Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some… Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want…