Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

stephissilly

Online | Search for a member

stephissilly

18Fucked!

stephissillystephissilly
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4192
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.

stephissilly's page activity

Visits<b>ButterflyHaze</b> - 4 hours ago<b>CyprisVerum</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 2:52pm<b>CosmicElk</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 12:48pm<b>clarachan</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 10:16am<b>Leafa</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:40am<b>Jdlove2</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:01pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:08am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:29pm<b>greekk</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 9:14am<b>i_maybe_batman</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:48pm<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 6:25am<b>medic8</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:16am<b>sh07</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:00pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:30pm<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:52am<b>boostedc</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 6:28am<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:52pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:17pm

Fucked!<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:09pm<b>greekk</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:14pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:28pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:17am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 10:46am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:25am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:16am<b>myelias25</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 3:30pm<b>ismedrage</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:55pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 7:23am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:17pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 6:39am<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 4:40am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 10:17am<b>bcoe</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 3:29pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 2:49pm<b>kunal222</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:31pm

stephissilly's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of stephissilly's badges

stephissilly's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (4292)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

#21404625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26017) - you deserved it (1866)

On 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm - misc - by Malíya - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
100 comments

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (325) - you deserved it (9960)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87) - you deserved it (24)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18762) - you deserved it (55472)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31507) - you deserved it (7820)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36539) - you deserved it (3090)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48369) - you deserved it (4001)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22405) - you deserved it (36683)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

#21198840
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55482) - you deserved it (11386)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

#21177849
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35814) - you deserved it (10071)

On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

#21175629
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50313) - you deserved it (8432)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: