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  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML


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On 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm - misc - by I love L (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML


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On 05/27/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML


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On 12/27/2014 at 7:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my mother brought over some early Christmas presents for me and the kids. The kid's presents were fine, mine however consisted of many yard accessories, including solar lights. I live in an apartment building with no yard. Her response? "Buy a potted plant and shove them in there." FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I got in trouble for going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble for not going to work while sick. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 4:36pm - work - by Mandy - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML


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On 12/07/2014 at 11:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend. As we walked back home from the cinema, he was checking his phone, when suddenly someone grabbed it and ran off. I had to be the one to go run after the thug because my 23-year-old boyfriend froze on the spot, crying. FML

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML


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On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML


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On 11/08/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was conducting surveys over the phone at work. As I called a new respondent, someone answered the phone, burped loudly, and hung up. This isn't the first time. I hate this job. FML

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML


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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML

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