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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 143
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML


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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML


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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML


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On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

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