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stedfastwolf
  • Town/Country : United States
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About stedfastwolf : 19. Aspiring med field student. Former console gamer now on steam. Love RT, Gmod, &FML.

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Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)



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