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About steal_this : Marvel geek, love tattoos, huge fan of Steve Carell, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ibanez guitars, the Beatles, David Bowie, SOAD, West Ham Utd and lots more. Can't dance, can't sing, allergic to onions and cats

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Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML


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Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML


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