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Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML


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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML


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On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML


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On 06/22/2010 at 8:59am - love - by - United States (Utah)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML


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On 03/15/2010 at 4:11am - love - by MrsRockyHorror (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML


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On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML


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On 03/05/2010 at 7:54am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML


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On 02/24/2010 at 7:15pm - work - by richgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML


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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML


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On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I am really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date Tuesday. FML


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On 01/08/2010 at 3:06pm - love - by brokenrelicslost (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML


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On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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