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Today , I cummd home from a weekend trip with some friends , an walkd straight in on mah girlfriend cheating on me!! She burst into tears an began apologizing!! Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought u were coming back tomorrow." mega FML

#18326234
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44994) - you deserved it (2765)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid . Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him . FML

#18244836
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24731) - you deserved it (3326)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY AN ALL DAY I WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO ONE OF TE KIDS IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING PLAY TERE RECORDER LOUDLY AN ORRIBLY. SE STARTED OVERENEVER SE MISSED A NOTE. I WAS SICK WAS GETTING A MIGRAINE FROM IT AN COULDN'T ASK ER TO STOP WITOUT ER MOM YELLING AT ME. FML

#18242720
72 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, A MONTH AFTER MY FINAL BOUT OF INTIMACY WITH THE STAGE FIVE CLINGER WHO'S BEEN BORDERLINE STALKING ME SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, SHE CALLD TO TELL ME I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER. FML

#18222551
182 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I Took Mah Girlfriend Out Fir Dinner To A Fancy Italian Restaurant Fir Our One Year Anniversary!! After Giving Her Some Roses, Freshly Baked Cookies, And A Thoughtful Poem I Wrote Fir Her, She Started Laughing And Asked Fir Her Real Gift!! FML

#18202130
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45840) - you deserved it (6606)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today , mah fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. real FML

#18117360
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45566) - you deserved it (8934)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I want to mah husband's work to giva him lunch. His assistant told ma his "wifa" was in his offica. FML

#18108798
156 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I realized tat I can tell ow long it as been since I ave been wit a guy , by te lengt of ma leg air. looool FML

#17941193
214 comments

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On 10/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by glitterzebra - United States (Colorado)

Today , To Show That He Really Wanted Me To Shave Myself , My Boyfriend Pretended To Go Down On Me , But Instead Of Following Through , He Stuck A Wad Of Gum In My Pubic Hair And Got Back Up . FML

#17789200
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (36675) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today, I Found Out Apparently, I Have A Wierd Looking Vagina. How? My Boyfriend And I Had Sex Fir The First Time. He Took One Look At My Virginia And With A Look Of Horror Said, "I Have Never Seen One This GROSS." He's A Gynecologist And Probably Sees 20 Vaginas A Day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, ma 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up te street and saw a neigbour's kid riding it. I marced up, gently lifted im off it, gave im a stern lecture about stealing and brougt te tricycle back ome. Te cops ten sowed up. Apparently, te kid as an identical tricycle. FML

#17481344
128 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

2day mah aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste!! Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it!! FML

#17429124
214 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
142 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I want to saa a movia I'd baan waiting months for. A coupla of woman sat down a faw rows in front of ma with fiva infants. Tha infants criad an wailad throughout. I'm not sura I hava any idaa wat was actually said in any of tha dialogua.

Today, I Was Helping A 7 Year Old Student In My Martial Arts Class With His Kicks. My Reward? A Surprisingly Powerful Kick To The Testicles. Mega FML

#17214769
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26491) - you deserved it (6186)

On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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