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  • Number of visits : 2992
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About starw0lf : I have been an FML reader (lurker) for a while and decided to make an account just recently.

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Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

#19202074
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23322) - you deserved it (3234)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15745) - you deserved it (21205)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37221) - you deserved it (4299)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

#18987480
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (11063)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (56776)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (10198)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

#18842553
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18508) - you deserved it (5964)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

#18839775
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25222) - you deserved it (4620)

On 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm - money - by no money anymore - United States

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7884) - you deserved it (37503)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54000) - you deserved it (4607)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32726) - you deserved it (4939)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9939) - you deserved it (33036)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

#18569978
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22201) - you deserved it (4938)

On 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34783) - you deserved it (16426)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37146) - you deserved it (5537)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)



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