About starw0lf : I have been an FML reader (lurker) for a while and decided to make an account just recently.
starw0lf's FML badges
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
starw0lf's favorite FMLs
Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/02/2012 at 10:54am / United States / Health
by iVaughtTV / 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by BoringFucker / 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 9:48pm / United Kingdom / Love
by givingup / 01/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML
by Lyn / 01/18/2012 at 6:15am / United States (Florida) / Work
by no money anymore / 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm / United States / Money
by Anon / 01/12/2012 at 8:34am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by sninapeters / 12/22/2011 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 5:09am / Australia / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…