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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1446
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About starryeyed_0811 : That's my dog. Not me....just in case there was any confusion. I love FMLs! I get some type of twisted joy by reading other people's bad experiences. Well yea that's it. "Hugga Mugga." : )

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Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML

#19459497
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38258) - you deserved it (7828)

On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

#19305380
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18549) - you deserved it (12826)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

#19269452
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37559) - you deserved it (2051)

On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30117) - you deserved it (2332)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

#19160986
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25112) - you deserved it (3297)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19371) - you deserved it (6190)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30853) - you deserved it (5341)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

#18088361
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25580) - you deserved it (2550)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12496) - you deserved it (34100)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54706) - you deserved it (17393)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML

#18014852
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8755) - you deserved it (69014)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

#17927200
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26921) - you deserved it (3289)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:58am - work - by Dr.Octopus454 (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

#17789200
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27813) - you deserved it (36760) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29799) - you deserved it (4131)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33832) - you deserved it (11556)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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