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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1997 (18 years)
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About starryeyed_0811 : That's my dog. Not me....just in case there was any confusion. I love FMLs! I get some type of twisted joy by reading other people's bad experiences. Well yea that's it. "Hugga Mugga." : )

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Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46587) - you deserved it (6569)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50587) - you deserved it (3055)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

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