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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About stargirl_95 : Hey there :). I'm a 18 year old writer who tries to stay optimistic...and miserably fails. I also happen to be from Africa, and no I do not own a pet lion or live in a mud hut. Please feel free to look at my profile...or not...whatever works for you.

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Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML


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