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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 June 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1134
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About starflyer59 : I love Star Trek and Samoa cookies.You can add me on facebook if you wanna :)http://www.facebook.com/mmhmrelientk

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Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (3154)

On 07/15/2012 at 3:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML

#19941503
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I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (3154)

On 07/15/2012 at 3:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

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