Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

stacey2570

Offline (yesterday at 10:05am) | Search for a member

stacey2570

0Fucked!

stacey2570stacey2570
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 February 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 282
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About stacey2570 : old

stacey2570's page activity

Visits<b>LordGoober</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 6:13am<b>bigjenny19735</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 3:17pm<b>lexiale</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 4:40pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 8:12am<b>nonsensical</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 2:26am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 2:00am<b>hatebreeder666</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 12:55am<b>ebsblackwood</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 12:50am<b>TommyG493</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 11:08pm<b>BeepBeepSwerve</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 9:51pm<b>Enslaved</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 9:23pm<b>jamispears</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 7:44pm<b>thedeadmen</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 3:21pm<b>rabbit_yogurt</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 8:26pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 3:48am<b>baba01</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 9:18pm<b>emeraldisle</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 8:22pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 4:18am

stacey2570's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of stacey2570's badges

stacey2570's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33045) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

#21221737
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35320) - you deserved it (4599)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, before a blind date with a girl set up by my flatmate, I put some aftershave on. Then I realised I had forgotten my contact lenses. When I put them in it caused so much pain that in my attempt to reach the bathroom I walked into a wall. When I got there, she saw my swollen face and left. FML

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

#21025291
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49457) - you deserved it (4457)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26007) - you deserved it (53603)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65752) - you deserved it (7398)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

#2907219
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71135) - you deserved it (13563)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

#2602287
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68704) - you deserved it (9609)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML

#1818559
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12020) - you deserved it (79846)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:39pm - work - by jokada (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

#663425
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114349) - you deserved it (4803)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

#632054
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121791) - you deserved it (9035)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: