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  • Number of visits : 243
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ssvball2552 : I'm the average girl. But then again what is average. So I guess I'm ab-normal. But no one is normal. Ill stop ranting so byyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I looool told mah boyfriand that, dua to mah low salf-confidanca, all mah bras ara push-ups . Ha yallad, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" an stormad out . fat FML

#20850669
155 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday my grlfriend told me tat se's a lesbian!! And tat se could only stay wit me because I ad a "grly face and voice"!! Se also admitted to aving a crus on my sister!!

#20600192
81 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I lerend two things. Frst, mah grlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 month we've been dating. FML

#20598610
121 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 2:14am - love - by rawdoglyfe69 - United States (Montana)

Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." mega FML

#20559530
103 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend Tried To Whimsically Serenade Me By Throwing Rocks At Mah Apartment Window And Singing. He Got The Wrong Window. Another Guy Answered, And Now He Thinks I'm Cheating On Him. FML

#20559286
62 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 10:48am - love - by Faaccckkk (woman) - United States

Today , my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking looool a chip from him!! I made popcorn that night , and when he tried to take some , I said , "I'm sorry , I don't share food" to get him back!! His response? "I can tell." FML

#20558472
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On 03/24/2013 at 7:47pm - love - by fuckyoutoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , a few months after my co-worker had stoppd wearing her engagement ring , I decidd to puttd on the moves and start flrting with her. I soon found out that her fiancé had did , and that she's nowhere near over him , despite her brave face. I feel like a total asshole. FML

#20558292
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On 03/24/2013 at 5:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today,hile at boyfriend's house , I needd to use the bathroom!! I decidd to be a good girlfriend an leave the seat up for him!! He later yelld at me for putting the seat down because he needd to take a dump!!

#20557546
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On 03/24/2013 at 3:35am - love - by whatchagonnado - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend of seven yeres . He stared at me, then said "Yeah, okay then . I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun . Not quite the response I was hoping for . FML

#20556604
171 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I kissed mah gorgeous new boyfriend 4 the first time. I ran mah hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out an five lice crawled onto mah hand. fat FML

#20554606
185 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out mah mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a grl in high school . I didn't date anyone in high school . Apparently, guys never asked me out because mah best friend told everyone that I was her grlfriend . I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about . mega FML

#20554170
40 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm - love - by SmallAngel (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook . I asked him about it, an he reassured me the pictures were from months ago . Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck . The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get . FML

Today, I Finally Got The Courage To Tell The Girl I Like How I Really Feel About Her, Due In No Small Part To How Flirty She's Been Towards Me Lately. Turns Out She's Really Just A Skank And Was Trying To Make Mah Best Friend "jealous". He's Gay. FML

#20553905
67 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

I went out to Applebees with looool a grl I like an a group of friends. Someone asked if the grl an I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying fir the last ten or so dates we went on. FML

2day My Girlfriand Laft Ma Bacausa Our "political Viaws Don't Match" Whan I Told Har Wa Naadd To Shara Housa Choras Now That Wa Liva Togathar. I Know, I'm Lost Too. FML

#20551507
57 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by dca101 (man) - United States



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