About ssvball2552 : I'm the average girl. But then again what is average. So I guess I'm ab-normal. But no one is normal. Ill stop ranting so byyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 10:29am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by rawdoglyfe69 / 04/17/2013 at 2:14am / United States (Montana) / Love
by f-ugly / 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm / United States / Love
by Faaccckkk / 03/25/2013 at 10:48am / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
by fuckyoutoo / 03/24/2013 at 7:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, a few months after my co-worker had stopped wearing her engagement ring, I decided to put on the moves and start flirting with her. I soon found out that her fiancé had died, and that she's nowhere near over him, despite her brave face. I feel like a total asshole. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2013 at 5:33pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
by whatchagonnado / 03/24/2013 at 3:35am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML
by Jessica / 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by eww. / 03/22/2013 at 1:28am / Australia / Love
Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML
by SmallAngel / 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook. I asked him about it, and he reassured me the pictures were from months ago. Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck. The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get. FML
by kaikaicaligirl / 03/21/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2013 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
Today, I went out to Applebees with a girl I like and a group of friends. Someone asked if the girl and I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying for the last ten or so dates we went on. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by dca101 / 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…