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sptriangle

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  • Number of visits : 473
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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sptriangle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49712) - you deserved it (3964)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

#20527973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46676) - you deserved it (21324)

On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

#17965176
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24964) - you deserved it (3763)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

#4231879
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12925) - you deserved it (50414)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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