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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 April 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 581
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About spluver0005 : Hey I'm Megan(: I'm a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu and I love just being me and having fun(:

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