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Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook 4 peopleho have been "hurt" by me . FML

#21384648
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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

I askd my friend to download Frozen for me , because my mom wantd to play it for family movie night!! The movie was shit , but it got even worse halfway through , when it cut to hardcore porn an a text bar saying ( umad? ) Now I'm groundd , an my ( friend ) is a legend for his prank!! FML

#21346882
77 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WALKAD IN ON MAH HUSBAND JACKING OFF TO A PHOTO OF HIMSALF. FML

#21346857
99 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When looool I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
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On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

I was facd with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to puttd in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

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On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY... I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO GRANDMOTHERHY... "WHAT A NICE SINGING VOICE! HE DOESN'T SOUND BLACK AT ALL!" IS NOT A COMPLIMENT. FML

#21336801
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On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I SAT MY SON DOWN FIR A TALK ABOUT HOW HE'S BEEN TOO LAZY TO BRUSH HIS TEETH LATELY . I SAID "SON, WE NEED TO HAVE A CHAT ABOUT ORAL HYGIENE." HE ROLLED HIS EYES, SIGHED, AND SAID HE ALREADY KNEW TO CLEAN "IT" BEFORE A GIRL WENT DOWN ON HIM, AND ASKED IF HE COULD GO ALREADY . FML

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On 11/09/2014 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

today I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking mah neck was on the agenda. FML

#21291715
66 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 1:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

today I went down on mah grlfriend for the frst time . The words ( Christ, Jeff . It's a vagina, not a burrito . CALM DOWN! ) were spoken . FML

#21290417
88 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today I was passing notes in class with mah crush. I started to pour mah heart out an tell him about how I've liked him 4 years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it laughed an tore it up. He then looked at me an said ( I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome. ) FML

#21283544
108 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)

Today , my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if u have sex before getting married , you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you!! Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell , but sexually active as well!! FML

#21283066
168 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens . When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking one of them said "Take a step back" and winked at me . mega FML

#21282836
66 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today... I got drug testd for the looool second time this week. It's Tuesday. real FML

Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
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On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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