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About spekledworf : I love classic rock, muscle cars and drive a Zombie Blazer. I have a gsxr that I love to push to the limits and a 1975 cb750.

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Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

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