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Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46219) - you deserved it (7799)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML


Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML


I agree, your life sucks (37855) - you deserved it (3254)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, I had to go to a public restroom. I have anxiety problems and can't go unless I'm the only one in the room. Another girl came in right after me, and I was waiting for her to leave. She was also waiting. After a while, I left first and had to hold my pee for a few more hours. FML

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in a boring lecture. Out of boredom, I made a fish-faces with my mouth. Somehow, I made the most realistic fart noise I've ever heard in the process. The whole room stared at me. FML

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML


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On 08/02/2014 at 12:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML


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On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML


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On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML


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On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML


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On 06/15/2014 at 2:31am - love - by mydatinglifesucks - United States

Today, my two cats decided to have a brawl on top of me. I was just trying to get to sleep. Now I'm covered in scratches. FML

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