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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1945 (70 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About spatula232 : If you fuck me. I fuck you 👍

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Today mah grlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, cuz she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, bieng useles at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend wat he wants fir Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye an said very seriously: "Anal." FML

#21312610
154 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Tried To Be Seductive To Get Intimate With Mah Boyfriend!! He Commented On How Sexy I Looked, And How Badly He Wanted Me, Then Asked Me To Move Because I Was Blocking The TV, And The World Cup Match He Was Watching!!

#21192852
160 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, As A Recruiter, I Had An Interview With A Promising Candidate 4 An Open Position At My Company . The Interview Was Going Well Until The Candidate Interruptd Me Halfway Through To Take A Selfie . FML

#21187434
96 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, looool I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

#21179613
185 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 5:06pm - misc - by shtidsfpa (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I started mah job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML

#21174767
49 comments

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On 06/14/2014 at 8:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . mah 3-year-old son discoverd his testicles . When I askd him what they were.. . he replid.. . "They're mah balls! They make mah winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it . FML

#21084464
83 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Taday working as a nursa , I saw a patiant in fir follow-up aftar a partial lag amputation!! I chackd har blood prassura an gava har tha raading , which promptd har husband to ask what it maant!! Sha raplid , ( I'm aliva!! ) Bafora I could stop mysalf , ( And kicking ) spilld out of my mouth!! raal FML

#20493802
65 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by facepalm - United States (New Jersey)

Today, wile I was aving sex, e stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, ( Permission to climax, ma'am? ) fat FML

#20458937
169 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walkad in on my naw puppy paaing on tha carpat. Tha trainar had told ma to punish har whan sha's bad by shaking a matal can of pannias at har, sinca tha noisa scaras dogs. I shook it at har, and sha raspondad by having axplosiva diarrhaa all ovar tha carpat in fright. maga FML

#19578544
172 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France



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