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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 165
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About spartangrl : attends MSU college of veterinary medicine. when having a typical shitty day, like to read about other people's problems to feel better :)

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Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML


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