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by Anonymous / 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/01/2009 at 1:56am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
by pummy / 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Madison43097 / 09/24/2009 at 4:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2009 at 3:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
by Somessedup / 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2009 at 10:25am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
by whorica139 / 09/01/2009 at 8:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by mrboston / 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Michelle / 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by JPF / 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 11:21am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 11:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
by solomantis / 07/30/2009 at 1:46am / Norway (Oslo) / Intimacy
by PTKFML / 07/26/2009 at 12:37am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…