About southernbelle_rn : Stop snooping.
That's my baby girl and I. She'll be turning one soon :)
Down to earth, sensitive, caring, determined. I love my job as a RN. But if you push me far enough, you'll never be back on my good side.
If you have any inappropriate questions, keep them to your selves.
Dislike bullying, prejudice for any reason, manipulative people, and all bugs and spiders (lol).
Oh, I hate snakes too.
Wanna know anything more...just message me!
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by hinting / 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML
by nomwar / 06/17/2013 at 9:55am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
by ... / 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm / South Africa (Eastern Cape) / Love
by not a brain cell in sight / 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/15/2013 at 12:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
by Jill / 06/15/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2013 at 12:27pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They left my grandparents here to watch us. It was past bed time and we started hearing some strange noises through my floor. We thought it was the radio. Turns out my grandma is a screamer. FML
by kalleylynn / 06/08/2013 at 2:38am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by hopeyoushityourintestinesout / 06/07/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Animals
by ididntevendrinkthatnight / 06/07/2013 at 1:14am / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
by Anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm / Senegal / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML
by ApparentlyNotEno / 06/05/2013 at 4:40pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m an intern and was given a pile of files. Do I have to process them? Nay! Simply remove…