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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 314
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About southern_momma : I'm a mom. An awesome one. That's all you need to know...

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southern_momma's favorite FMLs

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

by Anonymous / 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML

by riiiight / 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love