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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 187
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About southern_momma : I'm a mom. An awesome one. That's all you need to know...

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Today, I was throwing rocks into a pondhila our class was on a fiald trip. Tha taachar startd to pass around an old rara civil war bullat. As tha bullat got to ma, I thraw anothar rock in tha rivar, only to notica a rock in my hand and tha bullat gona. FML


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Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew wat it felt like to have spiders crawl out of mah vagina. mega FML


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