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About soup_of_the_day : I will either be the most boring or most exciting man you ever chatted with. Message me to find out.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
Friday 12 February 2016