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  • Number of visits : 108
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About soup_of_the_day : I will either be the most boring or most exciting man you ever chatted with. Message me to find out.

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Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

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